Wednesday, March 22, 2006

TOP 10 LOVE SONGS

Because everyone need to find true love!

10. Because I loveYou - Steve B
9. Don't Want to miss a thing - aerrowsmith
8. My darling I - Berry White
7. When the one you love is in love with someone else - Rod Stewart
6. Dream a little dream of me - Mickey Thomas & Mel Torme
5. The way you do the things you do - UB40
4. Accidently in love - Counting Crows
3. Into The Mystic - Van Morrison
2. Cry Ophla - Adam Cohen
1. Die without you - P.M. Dawn

Now if there is anyone that still reads my blog I would like you to tell me what your favorite love song is and why.

SONG OF THE TIME!

"You And Me"
by Lifehouse
What day is it? And in what month?
This clock never seemed so alive
I can't keep up and I can't back down
I've been losing so much time
Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all of the people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you
All of the things that I want to say just aren't coming out right
I'm tripping on words
You've got my head spinning
I don't know where to go from here
Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all of the people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you
There's something about you now
I can't quite figure out
Everything she does is beautiful
Everything she does is right
Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all of the people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you
and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all of the people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you
What day is it?
And in what month?
This clock never seemed so alive

Friday, March 03, 2006

Parental Aggression is Advised


















Sometimes when I get home late at night I will find myself munching on my dinner and channel surfing on the TV. Normally I would end up watching nick-at-night but only after I have gone over all 700 stations. One night (several nights ago) I came across the station “MTV” and on was this show that looked like it was no script, just guy entertaining a camcorder. Now we all know MTV is known for showing crap shows (it’s in their nature). But this mindless dribble was low even for them. I thought to myself “how the hell did this fat, marshmallow, no talented schmuck get a show like this. After watching the show for less then a minute (and losing 1000 brain cells) I found out that the show was called “The Andy Milonakis Show” (named after the schmuck above). I turned the channel and didn’t give anymore thought. Later down the line I saw the movie “Waiting”. Not that good of a movie, but it did have a couple of lines that I liked. And in this movie is the fat, marshmallow, no talented schmuck in the movie. Now I now they weren’t looking to cast academy award winning actors and actresses but they could do better then him. I got a little concerned but I to let it go. On the way home tonight I was channel surfing my radio and I came across the show “Love Lines” on 105.3 and there was that fat, marshmallow, no talented schmuck on the show. And that’s just when I lost it. Who the fuck is this guy? The only thing I can think of his is who the hell did he sleep with to get where he is at? But look at that picture and tell me who the hell would eve n sleep with that. If I know that all it took was to act like a fucking retard to make it big in the entertainment industry, Hell! I would have been doing that a long time ago. I think what makes me the most mad is I am just like him. I too am a fat, marshmallow, no talented schmuck just like him (even the same age). But the difference between me and him I’m not fucking flaunting it! So here is what I think we should do. I think we should take this Andy guy and drag him out into the middle of the street and have him shot. The take the person that gave him the keys to the castle (a carrier) hang them by their toes and beat them like a fucking piñata so they don’t do something as dumb ever again!

Have a good-night
-John