A QUICKY

You know I think it's funny when I first posted on this blog last April alot of people commented on it (even people I didn't know) but then as I kept posting the comments stopped. But then when I said that the blog was going to end people came out of no where and started commenting again. I know they said that they were sad to see the blog go. But the way I took it as I don't get a comment for months and months and then you all start commenting when I said it's the end likt your telling me wooohooo, it's over he's finally going to shut up. I know your all going to say that's not how you ment it, but then why did it take the for me to say the blog will be coming to end for you all to comment on it again. well it will come to an end I even have a date for it. June 9th, 2006. I will be posting until then


Later My Peeps

SORRY LADIES

I know I said the post of my daughter Hailey was going to be my last but I just had to get this off my chest!



I was watching one of my may favorite movies of all time “Forest Gump” and the scene where Forest asked Jenny to marry him. Now for all of you who don’t remember let me refresh your memory. Forest asked Jenny to marry him, and Jenny says , “You don’t want to marry me forest.”
Now I have seen this scene over three hundred times (like I said it’s one of my favorite movie) But for some reason it made me mad. Here you have a man (Forest) who cares about this women (jenny) he respects her, cuts fresh flowers for her (every morning) listens and talks to her, he’s funny caring, and also not afraid to ask for help when he needs it. Over all a perfect man when it comes to a relationship. But she turns him down, why? Because she’s got problems. We all new what her problem was she was a dirty, slutty, skanky hor. Now for all of you who don’t remember what Forests response was let me tell you. He said, “I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.” Now for those of you who are to stupid to under stand what this means let me break it down for you. He’s saying I’m not a smart man, hell I’m a dumb fuck ( which most men are) and I know that you’re a dirty, slutty, skanky hor, but I’m willing to look past that and spend a lifetime together. So how does Jenny respond by doing something that some of you women do better then filling your fucking fingernails. She sleeps with him and then runs like the wind.
I know your saying “John why are you so mad, it’s just a movie, it’s not real, forest is not real.” And your right I know it’s not real, but the situation is. See that’s what part of my book is about. Back in high school I must have asked out a couple (hundred) girls on dates and I got turned down only a couple (hundred) times. I asked a close friend of mine (one of the girls who turned me down) And I asked why all these girls were turning me down, it wasn’t like I was asking for marriage. She said “That I was the sweatiest, caring, funny over all nicest guy anyone could know, and because of that they don’t deserve me. That had to be the most dumbest, stupidest , most insulting thing to say to a person. You all say stupid shit like that and then wonder why there has never been a women president. You say you want the perfect relationship that will make you happy, but when it is offered to you or staring you right in the face it’s like and orgasm, you never really find it.
Now I have nothing against women, hell I am married to the most beautiful, sweatiest, sexiest women that I love with all my heart. Not all women are like what I just described, but to those ladies who are not like what I just described (you know who you are) this is your gender I’m talking about so please do something about those other women because they are fucking it up for the rest of you..


Thanks for listening all