POEM OF THE DAY

“This One, That One, And All Of Those”

This one is going to make fun of me to bust his guru ego.
That one is going to head bunt me until I get eternal bleeding in my head and pass out from a concussion.
This one bums a smigerit off me.
That one hands me a cigar right before he shots me in the stomach.
That one and this one invite me to go out for coffee and talk into the late night hours.
And all of those will shed a tear for a broken heart on the day that I leave.
That one wants to sleep with me just to prove how much she doesn’t care about me.
This one is afraid of catching a disease from me called love.
This one tells me I’m her best friend just to get what she wants.
That one calls me here friend and doesn’t even talk to me at all.
This one and that one tell me that they won’t go out with me because I am the sweetest guy they know and because of that they don’t disserve me .
And all of those laugh at a funny joke named Beefy and stab something called Elmer in the back.
This one is a stranger with sister written all over her face.
That one is a princess that is trapped in her own self-sinteredness.
And all of those will toga party there life away as this one perced me with a kiss and that one lets my blood trickle down the cold steal blade.

by John Throne

AND IN THIS CORNER!

For meny of you reading this that are not to sure of whats been going on lately let me bring you up to speed. There has been an annoying cricket slinging insults to myself and my friends on my friend Skippy's (Jason) blog. You might even seen some of their insults posted on here as well. You might have seen their name Face_up. Now face_up's story is that they went to Bear Creek High School (the same school as the rest of us) transfured and then hung out with us at delta collage. Now face, you say that we kiss each others ass. That we don't have any original thoughts of our own. And you say that we are losers for not doing any of the things that we said we were going to do. Face I have to say you are 100% right on all three. But there is one thing that is different between us and you....we can admite, we are up front and honest. Our lives are an open book. If you ask any one of us what are name is or where we are from, or anything you wanted we would tell you because were not scared and have nothing to hide. So this is a challange to you Face_up, I challange you to tell me what your full name is (first and last name). Lets just see if your bite is really bigger then your bark or if your just a loser like the rest of us. If your scared I understand that's why I am giving you a second chance to prove to me that you really did hang out with us at delta in locke (guess you can call it the pussy clause) by answering these 2 questions. 1) we never hung out with the lizards in lock (at least I never did). We hung out at the area that had the wall of windows over looking the middel of lock....what did we call that area?
2.) what was the Consistency and name of the mixed drink that we drank all the time at locke?
So you have 3 chocies, you can A. tell me your name. B. answer the questions or C. prove to the all the people that read this that you are a bigger loser then the rest of us living in your parents basement being a internet porn junky downloading pictures of britney spears. So whats it going to be Face_up, the ball is in your court.....Good Luck.

I AM A BIG LOSER!

Ok, for all of you who are just tunning in with us let me recap and bring you up to speed. I work in the movie bis. (blockbuster). I am a big loser because when the movie "The Blair Witch" came out I went and saw it and I love that movie to this very day. A movie where they use no ghosts (or witch) and no speciale effects and still managed to scare the piss out of me ( and half of the entyr theatre that I was in even though no one would admite it) is a movie that kicks ass in my book. Since then I have been in search for really good scary ghosts/horror. Unlike the mvoie I saw last night called "Black Gate" which was the shityest movie out there. This a movie that was made about 3 years ago and was put out on dvd just this last year. The people who made this movie should be dragged out into the street and shot for not being able to come up with commen mind since for a special effect. I could bend over and fart on a match and have a better outcome of special effects then they did in their whole movie. so I ask you the reader if you have any knoledge of any good scary ghosts/horror movies (and i'm not talking about the nightmare on elm street, or halloween, friday the 13th that have been watched into the ground and have to be dug up just to watch again) so through out those titles if you know any but let me just warn you if you tell me a movie that I've seen and it sucks i will tell you it.

WHEN DID I WRITE THIS?

I was going through some of my writings for my book and came across this poem that I really don't remember writing, so I thought I would share it with the all of you computer geeks who stumbeled over my website thinking it was a porn site (That's who's problie reading this)

"Parade Of Craziness"

by John Throne

Well once again the big partying baby comes to an end.

For some it's mother dies as well.

And as I lay once again on my bed I think about all the things I can't look at again.

A young women stands behind the desk dancing and singing,

thinking about the man that has her heart and about the engagement ring she thinks she will never get.

As a young man gets his lips percied from a women after a long toga party in the early 5am morning.

No more top dog peeing down a kids slide, smoking a cigarette, while his brothers look for cops driving by in the early night.

In a bar a man gets sexually hurased while singing a Crashtest Dummies song, while his freinds just stop and stair.

Friends go their own way.

Bar-fly's fly away.

Doors close for the last time.

and the alien goes back home.

And as we say good by to another year, we break out champaign, and listen to the loud music.

We talk about the year, and party with friends.

And we ask ourselves why did it all have to end.

WOW! I HAD A LOT TO SAY

As some of you know it is my 10 year high school reunion tonight, and my 11th year high school reunion next month (figure that one out). I came to find out that I have a lot of people that I knew back in high school (mostly the girls that turned me down and the jocks that flushed my head in the toilet) going to be there tonight. I have been thinking what the real reason is why I'm not going. I keep telling people that I don't feel that a place that I gave 5 years of my life to she get over 150 dollers from now (Three of those years I should ask for a refund back). The truth is I just don't need to look back and try and regain the past, I never lost it. Infact I took the best thing from it....My brother Jason, and good friend shanda. But I do hope that Jason (who is going tonight) this will be a slap in the face for him, because if anyone needs one its him (maybe he'll see that he f***ed up then and he is still f***ing up now, and that even though he is trying to change himself he's not. If you look closely at him the microscope you'll see he's just going around in circles and the only thing he changed is his hair.
So any of you really want to know anything about me how I have been that really missed me at the reunion (I don't think will be many of you) just ask.

I'll give you a brief scription. I am still working on my first book (Still untitled). It's going slower then I thought it would because I have finally broken down and am now doing my home work reading other writers books (currently reading "Silent Bob Speakes" The complete writings of Kevin Smith. I am getting ready for my brother-in-law's wedding in Hawaii in October. Coming up with ideas for Matthews birthday which he will be turning 2 also in October. Other then that just working. That's all

so from Remle aka. Elmer aka. Beefy aka. Rear admiral T-Bone aka. J.E.T. aka. Jelly Roll aka. John aka. John Throne
I love and miss you all (wish more of you lived in san Jose) and have a great reunion
and Skippy no hard feelings just speaking for the heart

I STOLE IT

this was stolen from someone elses blog, and then stolen from that persons blog , and I stoled it from sleepless walrus's blog.


1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?
OH SHIT!!

2. How much cash do you have on you right now?
none, no pockets

3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?TSET

4. Favourite plant?
do I look like a house wife to you?

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
cell phones suck and so do the yuppies that use them (while driving that is)

6. What is your main ring tone on your phone?
See answer to question #5

7. What shirt are you wearing?
Sorry if Jason scared, but I am shirtless

8. Do you "label" yourself?
Yes, “Don’t open until x-mas”

9. Name brand of your shoes currently wearing?
not wearing any

10. Do you prefer a bright or dark room?
Dark, light keeps me awake

11. What did you have for breakfast?
2 asprine

12. Name your superhero and tell us your signature phrase.
Captian CaveMan “Captin CaveMan”

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Working

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say?
again cell phones suck and so do the yuppies that use them (while driving)

15. Do you ever click on "Pop Ups" or Banners?
only if it’s porno

16. What's an expression that you say a lot?
“You Jackass”

17. Who told you they loved you last?
My wife….anyone else would just be wrong

18. Last furry thing you touched?
My son’s head

19. How many hours a week do you work?
44-46 hours

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
1

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
Up until today it’s all been a blur

22. Your worst enemy?
The man on the other side of the street, dressed in drag, stairing at me

23. What is your current desk top picture?
Me and my son (Matthew)

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
“Matthew, Put That Down”

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to go back in time and fix all your mistakes which would you choose?
I would take the million bucks, because one of the problems I had back then that I have now is
being broke.